A brief dramatization of a conversation between myself and some acquaintances, and then with Mother Nature, over the past two days:
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22
FRIENDS
Hey, did you listen to the weather? We’re supposed to get snow
overnight!
ME
Eh, it’ll probably just be a little bit of wet snow. I don’t think any of it
will stick.
THURSDAY, APRIL 23
MOTHER NATURE
Okay Dan: What are we not going to do next time?
ME
[mumbling in a sheepish fashion]
Act like I know what I’m talking about.
MOTHER NATURE
Okay then.
